w.o.n.d.e.r.f.u.l

Ming Says: I think I'm pregnant with my own sperm n ovum..damn pms...

Damn Happy wei today! for some reasons la..haha..
At nite went to Pasar Malam with mom n sis...yay, i get to eat my favorite Bangkok Pancake..*hehe*..lots of ppl ler..so crowded..so many ah lians, ah beng, aunty uncle..then hey hey hey..i ask you guys la.. when 9 girls (Daisy, Elina, Selene, Polly, Esther, Regina, Angeline, Tricia, Elline) went out or met up with 1 guy (Ah beng), what will they become? you guys dunno arrrr.... they will become DESPERATE la... =p i know..lame la..haiyo.. you cannot blame me..cos just now i saw so many groups of girls with only one guy eh.. n the words desperado was written on most of the girls foreheads.. =p haiyo..i duno what i'm toking oso..=p i think i better continue with my anime..hahaha

Kid's Food!

Ming Says: wanna see you desperately.. kikikikikeiki

These are Kid's food that I got it from BetterHomes! They named it as foods for kids, but I think it will be more suitable if they named it as Food For Ming! yippee!=p

Hot Diggity Dog! so Cute!
Caterpillar Confection...I wont eat it for sure!

Stacked Chicken Salad..er, this one requires such a long time to do it hor..

Kooky Cookie Sandwich! i think they should name it as Cookie monster la!

By The Seaside Sandwich! Aww..I'm Loving this!

Stary n Ginger Breadman Sandwiches! lovely isn't it?
Last but not least, this is Pickled Frog..Especially made it for Pammy one, as a gift for letting me stay at your place..=p just wondering why they dun have Pickled Bird! Pam, we'll make one k? =p

t.i.r.e.d

Ming Says: I don't know why today when I was sitting in the room alone, my eyes filled with tears all of a sudden... pms is killing me badly.. i guess...

Yup! I'm tired.. So many things to do yet so little time i have. Applying to university can be so ma fan, although it's not my first time..Helping friends for their application is way much easier than helping myself..i'm just plain lazy i guess.. I have all the documents with me rite now, i just need to go to Inti to get signature from miss Simone..Seeing her is a really challenging stuff to me..haha..i damn scare of her er..dunno y...but the last time we went there she damn friendly to ted, well, maybe only to ted...dats the first thing i'm worry of..then..i have confidence in university accepting me, but i have no confidence in how much credits they will let me transfer..how if they only accept credits from Help? die la me..dat time u will see me jump from KLCC tower..n i will be in the first page on The Star, and dat time, Ted, we are equal..hahahaha.. lame.. besides dat..hmm..stupid toefl organisation..no more computer base test..i have to take the very-stupid-superduh-chao-o-kui-boh-akal-kanasai-damnlame-superchaochao Internet Base Test...=( and I have to speak this time.. why my last toefl score report expired dddddd..aiyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...n it cost me 150 usd, wei, 10 dollar more than the computer base test..hahaha..ok enuff of dat..

I had dinner with mom n my sisters in Yataimura (soree Elain, soree Willett), haha..damn nice oi..but a little bit expensive lo..they change their menu already..the set dinner no more free gyoza? wth....mana boleh...i'm not full yet..i wan gyoza gyoza gyozaaaaaaaaaaaa....=p

Weird Dream

Ming says: Seeing the red timberland bag on the newspaper is much more happier than seeing him on the newspaper...ok..fine..i lied..

Ted in the news

Last nite i thought that, me, xxjian, n wei yong can sing k in Skype..but they 2 were so busy...fine then, i ma watch bleach lo..then i fell asleep..n i had a weird dream.. i dreamt of myself, xxjian n weiyong, we 3 person were eating jagung at my house..and the funny thing is..the jagung i remembered its form Ames one, very sweet one, no need to cook one..i thought japan have this type of jagung only..mana tahu Ames also have.. n n n,..while we were eating jagung, we were reading newspaper as well..n the newspaper i never seen before one..it's call as "ren ming ri bao"..wakakaka...=p anyone have freud's dream dictionary? i wanna check whats the meaning behind this dream ler..haahaha

Nite out with family

Ming says: i'm kinda addicted to Bleach already...hehehe

Today brother called home to ask us to get ready to go for dinner together.
So my youngest sister called up my mom..

*ring..ring*..
Belle: mummy, where are we going to eat later? high class, middle class, or lousy one?
Mom: depends on brother where he brings us to..maybe high class one..
Belle: got air-con one or not? hotel restaurant ar?
Mom: hmm..maybe...
Belle: Ok..

(of cos they speak mandarin..=p)

Sigh..children nowadays..damn realistic.. is it matter where to makan? Then brother came back to fetch us to..."high class" restaurant makan.. mana tahu...it's seafood again..haiyo..sien with seafood..its somewhere near beach side one la..prawn village or dunno whats da name..ahaha...da seafood very fresh lo, cos my lips no itchy ma..how good is my english..hahaha.. during the dinner we were talking bout bro's wedding plan..so as usual i come out with all those nonsense crappy ideas..hahaha..then suddenly... i think dad ate something wrongly...

Dad: ming, when you wan to kahwin?
Me: huh? siao ar...
Dad: you n him no more chance mer?
Me: ........ no......*hehehe --->fake smile*
Dad: quickly kahwin la...next year, at the same time with brother.. (wah-lao, who to kahwin when i dun have a bf? )
Mom: yalo yalo..then will be easier for us..
Me: siao...
Bro: siao...she still young (he is the only one acting normal...)
Me: hano..siao eh..

yea,..they all nutsy.. today i'm happy becos someone said i look pretty..=p but a bit sad...cos everyone keep mentioning his name.. n SEAN BLUFF ME! YOU ARE SO DEAD!! wakakaka....

LOVE!

爱一个人可能。。。。。。
会很辛苦，
会没有结果，

不过，

爱一个人一定要。。。。。。
真心去爱，
勇敢去爱。=)

WTF?

WTF? David Tao Concert's tickets sold out???

I usually dun swear..wait..i never swear.. aiyks!I was thinking to buy the cheapest one... but its all sold out, i thought the concert is in October..what the heck..the fans so kia su, so fast go buy for wut woe!! =( so sad la..i wanna go one ler, now how how how? no money go for the expensive seats la..and moreover i dont like the front seats..i prefer looking at him from far far away one... aiyks..but if u wanna sponsor me for the tickets, i dun mind going for the expensive one...wakakaka!

how now how now? i wanna go la!

old old mails...

Ming says: I hate terrorists!

Yeap! I'm so mou liu and dig some of my old emails to read read...and i found a few quite "interesting" sentences from the emails..

From:
Jamie : You mail me often girl. Or could I call you dear? :P so sweet hor, i never realised u actually sent me this b4, until today..wakakaka

Pam: eh, what you mean our friend become papa? he go make his gf pregnant ar? so married eh di or not? tell la more details! you very cham wan... make sure your next e-mail got ha! i very long time never get good gossip di... ;p See See See! girls always so kaypo! And i realised that the following mails i received from her were all asking bout the same topic..=p

Willett: Why all of you treat you koko like that one meh???Such a werd thing...but I think I will get used to it lar....every week 2 days ..6 hours....must get used to it.....*clip clip clip*. Wei, its such a sweet memory ler..i miss clip clip clip! i guess so is pam too!

Akari: i found a gal from my class... that 1 give me choc eh is kinda same as u... hermmm i mean the feeling... hahaa but still is ah ming more cute n she quite idiot in computer's thing no same like ah ming so clever hahhaa He sometimes is this sweet la, but sometimes like devil..=p

Chowlih kachuak: just want some advice from u paiseh paiseh..smart ppl like her also need my advice..=p

Ted: In one of the survey: Have you ever cut your hair : hhahahahaa...i sacrifice good things for better things I tell u this is the sweetest thing ever!! i swear..haha..

The album list in my Creative

The current playing list in my creative..a bunch of good musics!
Piece by Piece - Katie Melua
Corinne Bailey Rae - Corinne Bailey Rae
I love her voice!

FIR
Big band style for the new album..
Goodbye Alice in Wonderland - Jewel
Her voice attracted me since her first album..
To Love Again - Chris Botti
I especially love the songs which featuring Sting and Michael Buble..
So Beautiful - David Tao
The album cover looks a bit sissy, but trust me, the songs are awesome..=)
Back To Basic - Christina Aguilera
She is back! And she comes back with a great album, great vocal er!!
Two Lights - 5 for Fighting
Try to listen to his songs during nite, it sounds betta..*haha*

Just another day

Ming says: Somehow I think that, xiao xiao jian still...hopeless...=p

My Breakfast, My Lunch, My Dinner ---> Tang Yuan..

I know..it looks very geli..haha..

I had Tang yuan only for my meal today..*hehe*.. My precious Tang Yuan.. If you have money you can buy LV bag, but this Tang Yuan, I dun think so.. The taukeh of this tangyuan super the lansi, you have to call before you go to buy, cos they only open their shop if they are happy..*haha*..cos they've been earning a lot i guess, so they happy they sell lo, no happy ma no sell lo... but today i'm lucky enough to see their shop open n get to buy the tang yuan lo! anyway, the tang yuan store is on the road side one, opposite the Shangrila's Hotel... I remember chowlih the kachuak once asked me and khaivin why we love this uncle tang yuan dat much, well, we really dunno er, the tang yuan is just so difference from others, even the one ur mom cook, i swear..*haha*anyway, if you want the taukeh number, you can always get it from me..=p, or maybe we can go makan together lo..

Oh ya, today someone got me this trucker's cap... it's pink! sweet hor... hopefully one day we will have the chance to wear this cap out together.. haiyks, dats another dream of mine..*haha*.. muacks to the buyer of this cap..*lame......haha*

man-hunt

Dear sunshine (u know who u r..=p),

*sigh*.. i wanna end this man-hunt thingy, the more i look for the more i get disappointed on those guys around.. i looked at the left and i looked at the right, i looked at the front and i looked at the back, and i got disappointed.. sometimes i wonder, can i marry all my best friends around instead of getting marry with only one guy? =p

No boy, no guyz, no man, well, it's ok.. becos i've got you! =)

Love,
ming...

wakaka!

Tomorrow I'm gonna post up a series of pictures...actually i wanna do it tonite, but it takes such a long time...aiyks..so be patient yea..you might see your picture in my blog...=p so if u remember u have any very geli picture with me, ten ten ten ten *wakaka-very evilish laugh*, you shall see it here again tmr.. blek*

Try to answer this

1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)
2. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)
3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)
4. Can you cry under water? (let me try)
5. Why do people say, "you've been working like adog" when dogs just sitaround all day? (I think they meant something else)
6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)
7. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)
8. Can you get cornered in a round room? (by oneseyes)
9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stayand watch)
10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oilis made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)
11. What should one call a male ladybird? (Nocomments)
12. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they rememberthat they forgot? (can somebody help )
13. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)
14. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it)
15. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! Able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)
16. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
17. Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)
18. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on anyroad?
19. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars?

Yay!

YiPee! I found my Research Method's notes.. so happy u know...

See! loadsa info in there...*hehe* Life would be so miserable without this book...

Today the kid's parents make me mad..n one of the kids too..I was wondering is it the ways i'm teaching them or treating them were wrong, so when i came home I took these 2 books out to read..sigh..

This is 'Guiding Young Children's Education & Development" and "Shaping Your Child's Behaviors" by Dr Teoh Hsien-Jin... Dont ask me who is dat, he is someone someone la..=p Parents should get these 2 books ler, you can get it in major bookshop like Popular or Mph..it's available in all those universities book shops too..*hehe* I bought this book when he came to college for a talk, i bought it n i kept it until now..ya, today it's my first read..hahahahaa

aiya

Monday was a great day, but i dun have enough sleep last nite.. n somemore stupid prank calls from one idiot that want me to hear his "ahh..ahhh..ahhh.." sound, damn sick... eeeww..

It's a great day though, cos get to go out with my boss n he got me a new shoes...so nice..it's pink..=p ..The sad thing is, i cant go kai kai for too long cos have to go back to work by 4..haih...

Anyway, tmr i have to take care of the kids alone, becos the other teacher kena fired becos of me (cos i'm more hardworking than her..wakakaka..=p), i dunno i can handle the little monkies or not er...

Ohya...Friday weisheng gonna join me to work...is dat a good thing? hmm...i dunno..

Happy Valentine's day!

Happy Chinese Valentine's day to everyone! Yippee!
Love you guys! muackssss........
This is a special shout-out to some of my friends:
Pammy my sunshine: Love u! good luck to both of us on our man-hunting project..=p
Suz my meow meow: Huggiez for u...only u huh...=p
Elaine my daughter: Ask willett to take a rest n maybe go out for a dinner k? u both need to relax a bit la...=p
Jamie, Ted , Andrew: blek..so many girls around u guys dats more than enuff d lo...hmmmm
My XxJian: Ganbatte! Support u all the way! *hehe* all d best ya..
My pitiful ah Yong: *haiYa* stong hanging ur price high high la, it's mega sales season, give some discount ma..=p
My dearest tak-tahu-malu Sean Ch'ng: wei..i wanna go to dat restaurant on the tree one with u ok..haha..but i'm not in kl..=p so many girls flirt with u, i jealous la! *hahahah*

aiya..too many friends er..paiseh to some other friends...=p nvm la..as long as u guys know dat i love all of u..*hehe..*..ya, i love all my friends one ma...

Baskin31 from Andrew

It's Baskin Robin ice cream from Andrew! woohoo! It's my favorites! Very Berry Strawberry n Chocolate Mint.. =p
Thank You Andrew the Tan aka Altui Tan aka Citui Tan aka Beh Chim Poh. Your secret shall be safe with me...*muahahaha*..I feel so bad rite now.. Vjian n weiyong la..make me feel so bad only..=p

Midas Massage

When I surf through Baby Jee's page she is introducing this Midas Massage to her friends, so I thought why not i intro this to my guy's friends as well, especially those who are studying in Aus..*hehe*

Well, this is a site showing homepage of a massage center in Sydney. Yes, they provide first class massage service, they do it one on one, and on top of that, the masseuse is naked when massaging you.. It's one kind of service that can make you feeel like you are in heaven..=p

Click on the picture to go to the page

If you're wondering what are the rates, I can tell you, it's not that expensive, honestly, I rather have my bf go to this high class place rather than the hour-rate kok kok kei in petaling street..=p

The rates are:
$Aud 125 for Strong Shiatsu Massage, Front and back full nude body to body massage
I personally love this one.. =p
$Aud255 for Strong Shiatsu Massage, Head n face Massage, Hot Steam Towels, Sugar Scrub, Body Shampoo, Spa with girl, Milk Body Slide, Foot Massage in a Cinema Room...

And.. According to the site, they provide special services if you request for.. and it's like the Thai massage, you get to choose the girl..woohoo..i also wanna go.. =p

Which Malaysian Blogger are you?

Congratulations ming, you are...

Kenny Sia of kennysia.com

You have it all, or so you think. Big balls, big bird, big everything. Also a big heart and ever-ready big hug to give out to everybody who needs one. But you didn't know this. You're the one who need a hug the most. So hugs to you!

Which Malaysian Blogger Are You?

Muahahaha..I don't know how many famous Malaysian bloggers there are, I just want to know is it no matter what you choose for the answer in the survey, the result will always be "kennysia"?

Food Loft!

What else to do there? Makan la! =p

I went with Lik Lik.. picture taken in the toilet...wah."38" hor..=p

I had lamb shank..eew...not dat good compared to secret recipe one..

and lik had speghetti bolognese lo! somehow i feel that this one better than mine...hmmmm..